Wednesday, November 29, 2006

Backing up Excel Files.

Need A Little Backup?

Do you have important Excel files that would create nothing short of chaos and disaster for you if you were to lose those files?
Now I'm sure that you regularly make copies of these files just in case - but wouldn't it be nice if Excel could help us out a bit on this score?
Yeah - I thought so too so I did some research…
I found in the options of Excel's Save As window a little backup for our very important files.
To take a look you'll need to go to the Save As window, Tools menu, General Options choice.

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At the top of the Save Options window that opens you should see a checkbox for something labeled as "Always create backup".

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Should you choose to check this option and click OK what will happen is obvious.
Every time you save, after the initial Save As, Excel will create a backup file too - automatically.
Yes - it's that easy to get Excel to lend a helping hand.
Now - I did do some experimenting with this and found that the backup always seemed to be one version of the file behind. In other words - the latest changes were saved in the actual file and the backup file was saved without the newest changes. This could be useful in the "Oh man, I really messed up this file" arena.
Also, to actually see the backup when trying to open it you'll need to change the type of file you're looking for in the Open window. You could try All Files or you could scroll way to the bottom of the list where you'll find Backup Files listed. Either way - the backup is not listed among your usual files. It's called "Backup of xxxxx".
Just one more strategy to employ in the never-ending battle against lost data.
~ April
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Do you have a web site you visit often? Wouldn't it be cool to have a shortcut on your desktop for it? Here's a quick way to do it:
First, head to the web page with either Explorer or FireFox.
You'll see next to the site's URL (address) a small icon with a blue "e" on it (looks like a piece of paper in FF). Drag that to your desktop. Instant shortcut!

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When you click on the shortcut(s), it will open your default browser and take you to the web site. Cool huh?

Want to buy some new furniture???






Want to buy some new furniture??? Ha ha ha then liik this is beautiful for beautiful people like you.!!!!


Monday, November 27, 2006

Candidates for THAT IS NOT MY JOB award !

Candidates for THAT IS NOT MY JOB award !

Wednesday, November 22, 2006

Facts About Bill Gates

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So I was searching for some information about the "man", and found this funny information, its a list of how rich is Mr.Bill Gates and come to think of it, Gates sure is the luckiest man of earth. He has all the money in the world and why Mr.Gates did not register his own domain name for www.billgates.com, now we know why Mr.Gates is no match for Google. So much for the title "King of Computers"

1. Bill Gates earns US$250 every SECOND, that’s about US$20 Million a DAY and US$7.8 Billion a YEAR!

2. If he drops a thousand dollars, he won't even bother to pick it up because during the 4 seconds he picks it, he would’ve already earned it back.

3. The US national debt is about 5.62 trillion dollars, if Bill Gates were to pay the debt by himself; he will finish it in less then 10 years.

4. He can donate US$15 to everyone on earth but still be left with US$5 Million for his pocket money.

5. Michael Jordan is the highest paid athlete in US. If he doesn’t drink and eat, and keeps up his annual income i.e. US$30 Million, he’ll have to wait for 277 years to become as rich as Bill Gates is now.

6. If Bill Gates was a country, he would be the 37th richest country on earth.

7. If you change all of Bill Gate's money to US$1 notes , you can make a road from the earth to moon, 14 times back and forth.But you have to make that road non-stop for 1,400 years, and use a total of 713 BOEING 747 planes to transport all the money.

8. Bill Gates is 40 this year. If we assume that he will live for another 35 years, he has to spend US$6.78 Million per day to finish all his money before he goes to heaven.
Last but not the least the best one!!

9. If Microsoft Windows' users can claim US$1 for every time their computers hang because of Microsoft Windows, Bill Gates will be bankrupt in 3 years.

PS1 + PS2 = PS3

IN HAND. ALL ITEMS PAID FOR IN FULL!

I've decided to part with my gaming machines specifically for this auction. I have combined my PS1 and PS2 to create the ultimate gaming machine. Yes, that's right, the PS3.

The two machines are currently fastened together with standard high-performance duct tape. Machines can be fastened together with your choice of electrical tape, scotch tape or even two-sided padded tape for that sleek look at an additional cost.

Imagine being able to play Gran Turismo 1 at the same time as you're playing Gran Turismo 4 (two TVs required but not included). None of those other non-custom Playstation 3s out there allow you to play two games at once.

Included in the auction will be:

PS1 machine
PS2 machine
two strips of high performance binding duct tape that help create the PS3
Four controllers
Gran Turismo 1
Gran Turismo 4
All cables required to get this awesome piece of gaming machinery working for you!

Machines do not include warranty but are guaranteed to be in working condition at time of auction listing. I do not accept returns. Payment shall be through Paypal and I will ship to verified addresses.

Good luck. I know you'll enjoy this truly unique gaming system experience.

On 19-Nov-06 at 23:50:25 EST, seller added the following pictures:


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History of "Shit"

Exciting Historical information you need to know about shipping
Manure:
In the 16th and 17th centuries, everything had to be transported
by ship. It was also before commercial fertilizer's invention, so
large shipments of manure were common. It was shipped dry,
because in dry form it weighed a lot less than when wet, but once
water (at sea) hit it, it not only became heavier, but the
process of fermentation began again, of which a by-product is
methane gas. As the stuff was stored below decks in bundles you
can see what could (and did) happen. Methane began to build up
below decks and the first time someone came below at night with a
lantern, BOOOOM! Several ships were destroyed in this manner
before it was determined just what was happening. After that, the
bundles of manure were always stamped with the term "Ship High In
Transit" on them which meant for the sailors to stow it high
enough off the lower decks so that any water that came into the
hold would not touch this volatile cargo and start the production
of methane.
Thus evolved the term "S.H.I.T," which has come down
through the centuries and is in use to this very day. You
probably did not know the true history of this word. Neither did I.

Friday, November 10, 2006

Tuesday, November 07, 2006

Four laged chicken


(Please let the pics open. Might take some time on a slower connection.
If you can't see the pictures, right click the small Red-Cross and choose Show Picture to view it.)








Thursday, November 02, 2006

Drive Carefully while on AIR!!!

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Did You Say More Left Aileron??. . . . (An Actual Cross Wind Landing)

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New Drive Thru Service Gives You An Instant Convertible . . (An . Actual Landing On The Wrong Runway)

Those damn pot holes . . their even on runways now!!
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Aqua Cessna??? (Single Engine Problems)

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Sub Cessna? (Twin Engine Problems)

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Do I really need the left landing gear assembly?

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Whatcha Le Hombre . . . INCOMING!!!!! ?(New Kama Kazi Boarder Patrol)

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Aw Shit!
!!! I hate it when I do that!


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New reality show
- I dare you to fly with us

City At Sea: Plans For The World's Largest Ship

Nearly a mile long and 25 stories high, Freedom will be the largest vessel to ever sail the seven seas

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Freedom will dwarf the Queen Elizabeth II and become a permanent home for 50,000 people. "Walk in a straight line for about 12 minutes," "If you don't dawdle, you'll cover slightly less than a mile. Now, make a right turn and walk beyond the length of two football fields. Duplicate these lines to make a rectangle, then look up to the height of a 25-story building. This is what Freedom will be

"Freedom will be large enough to bring on more than 50,000 residents, 15,000 employees, 20,000 day guests and still have four times as much roaming-around square footage per person as the most modern cruise liners," Nixon says during POPULAR MECHANICS' visit to see how his ambitious plan is progressing. Taller than the highest buildings in most American cities and topped with a runway that can handle jets, Freedom may someday be the globe-trotting address for 17,000 homes and 4000 businesses. Its dimensions are so colossal that it will have to be assembled at sea. Once it's built, Freedom will circle the earth every two years, following the balmy breezes as it approaches the world's major ports. The wealthiest of her "citizens" will leave their 15-ft. by 80-ft. ocean-view apartments and board their private jets or yachts for jaunts to shore. Meanwhile, the 15,000 people who work aboard the ship will gear up for the next on-rush of day visitors anxious to shop at its duty-free stores and guests checking in to vacation in its hotels and time-share condominiums.

Once under way, life aboard Freedom will be more like living in a bustling city than being on a vacation cruise. Because of its size, the ship will have its own railway system. Courtyards set about its decks will create interior park and recreation areas. Nixon has calculated that the resident population can support its own local economy, which means that residents will, in many cases, also be operating businesses at sea, in malls throughout the length of the ship.

As might be expected, this plan for a ship capable of carrying as many as 115,000 people The reason is not simply a matter of Freedom's proposed 4320-ft. length, which is nearly five times that of the currently largest cruise ship, Carnival Cruise Line's 900-ft. Destiny, but the enormity of its mass. When naval architects compare ships, they speak in terms of tonnage rather than length. The Destiny displaces 100,000 tons of water. The largest vessel afloat, the supertanker Jahre Viking, displaces 564,739 tons. Freedom will displace 2.7 million tons.

Nixon says that while there are many factors that determine a beam's maximum length, a steel beam can reasonably be expected to span a distance 15 times its height. "A ship with an effective depth of 80 ft. of hull [measured from keel to main deck] can theoretically span a maximum of 1200 ft.," Nixon says. "On Freedom, the effective beam runs 350 ft., from the bottom of the ship to the aircraft runway." The result is a 4320-ft.-long floating beam that draws 37 ft. of water as it rides atop waves, rather than plowing through them.

"We're not doing anything new," Nixon says. "We've taken technologies used in one area and applied them here." Indeed, Nixon says that during World War II the Navy used floating docks longer than Freedom. More recently, Kvaerner, the Norwegian ship and oil platform builder, proposed that the U.S. Department of Defense build a 5249-ft. floating airfield capable of supporting 10,000 troops. Called SeaBase , it would use Kvaerner's patented linking system to join three giant semi-submersible drilling rigs into a landing field.

Freedom promises to be as different from today's oceangoing vessels as the Queen Elizabeth II is from the Mayflower. Starting with the keel, Freedom doesn't have one. This backbone is missing because Freedom is constructed of 520 airtight steel cells. Each will measure 80 ft. tall. Depending upon its location, each will be 50 to 100 ft. wide and 50 to 120 ft. long. Assembled ashore on rails, they will be bolted together to form base units, each about 300 by 400 ft. These will then be floated out to sea and joined to form the completed base.

About 10 months after the start of construction on the first airtight cell, three base units will have been assembled at sea. At this point, the tempo of construction will increase. Meanwhile, on shore, four assembly lines will be dedicated to building airtight cells. At sea, work will begin on the 25-story superstructure. By the 17-month mark, the last base unit will be bolted in place and the 25th level completed.

Two years after the start of construction, 4000 of Freedom's planned 21,000 units will be ready for Well, not exactly. Freedom won't have the sort of boilers you find on traditional ships. She will be propelled by 3700-hp motorized units protruding through 100 of her watertight cells. About half of these will be shrouded propeller units. The balance will rotate 360 degrees, like those used on tugboats. At about $1 million each, these are among the world's most expensive marine power plants. Using GPS, Freedom's captain could simply sketch the ship's route on a touch-screen and the $6 billion ship would find its own way.

School Girls with Guns in hands and Terror in mind.

Children are abused by LTTE terrorists in Sri Lanka
As a result of this, many school children get killed by the war.
Then terrorists are blaming the Sri Lankan government, is it fair.
STOP using children for the war. Let children have their playful life...
Please help us STOP terrorism in Sri Lanka!

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